Yes, you can read the entire text of the 2009 edi­tion of Bozeman’s favorite chain-writing exer­cise, and you can read that text RIGHT HERE on the Con­sor­tium of the Cre­ative Nudge. Just visit the Fool­ish Words 2009 page at http://foolish.creativenudge.org and start reading.

I’ll give a prize to any­one who can untan­gle all the plot lines that got thrown into the story this year. And that prize will be $1 mil­lion imag­i­nary dol­lars that will be instantly trans­ferred from my imag­i­nary Swiss bank account to your imag­i­nary Swiss bank account by imag­i­nary Swiss bankers at imag­i­nary com­put­ers wear­ing imag­i­nary European-style suits and drink­ing imag­i­nary cappuccinos.